Wednesday 8 December 2021

December 8, 2021

I've lost my wallet.

Had it at work last night; don't have it now.

After checking last night's bag and pockets twelve times over I finally accepted that it wasn't in the bag or any of the pockets.

Emailed work - they couldn't find it.

Checked the car - not there.

The lost property page of the police website advised phoning 101; 101 referred you to the lost property page of the police website. Chocolate fucking teapot.

The online banking showed nothing amiss, so I froze the bank card then sat on the sofa feeling dejected for many, many hours. 

I'll sort it out tomorrow. Just didn't have the strength today what with [*gestures at The Conservative Party*] everything else.

Today's Pic: Things I Can't Buy



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